Adam Schoenfeld

SI's Peter King is of severely limited intelligence. His take on sports betting is so stupid as to defy description. He's a puppet head.

The forces of good and smart (Stanford), have vanquished those of the bad and stupid (USC). Sometimes the right thing happens.

@MB_13 i had to figure out what "dm" was.

Although my non-shaving pact ended with Jeff's eliminacion, I continue with my pledge in protest of two-outers and donkaments in general.

Jeff doubles. Dominacion, fornicacion, ejaculacion.

Restarting post dinner. Jeff is low man. El doble coming.

$900 ball, guaranteed, to the face.

@ final table (railtarding). My shirt, Prada. My trousers, unusually tight.

After today's action, I may get a cover shot on "Rail Aficionado" magazine.

Team Shulman going into lockdown mode. Let the bankroll swolling commence.